Friday, 29 May 2009

A Popcorn Parade

You know there is not a word in the English language to describe when it's sunny and rainy at the same time. Well, how about... 'A Popcorn Parade'. The light fluffy drops of popcorn cascading from the sky above. Yellow in colour like the sun, but hundred of pieces to resemble the rain.
The idea of a Popcorn Parade fills me with a smile and a sense of all well in the world.

Hitler and Goering

Hitler and Goering
"I know what you are wearing under your trenchcoat you kinky boy"?

A Fadger's guide....to total nonsense

8th of December
Good day to:
race a badger...
Popular day to:
sign up for beaver watch...
Beware of:
Squirrels with Nuclear Warheads

Have you ever tried to race a badger? It a lot harder than you think! They may seem slow and clumsy, but when they are challenged by what they see as a lower class species, they won't settle for second best... You have been warned...

Have you ever considered signing up for beaver watch? You'll be stunned to know how many different types of beavers there are. Go on give it a try... You know you want to...

WARNING... Reports have been circulating around Ferret Park, of sightings of armed squirrels... Thay have some kind of greivence with all the other furry animals, that they have dicided to take action... But I seriously need to question their use of such strong damaging use of force... This will have a serious impact on the world as we know it.

I have just heard that the squirrels have agreed a meeting with the big wigs of the park. We will of course keep you informed of any developments as soon as we here any news.

Remember the old saying: An apple a day... is not even close to having 5 fruit and veg... Sort it out.